This is what Obama might sound like through a truth filter…
PRESIDENT OBAMA: My fellow Americans, tonight I want to lie to you about Syria, because it doesn’t matter what you think.
Syria, give us your oil now and all your weapons and we might let you live. We will stage more fake killings if we have too, and invade your country with or without military support. I know you think Russia will bail you out, but we are betting they won’t, and we are more than willing to put more American lives upon the sacrificial alter of Allah.
I have to pretend that congress matters so my own country does not turn on me like rabid dogs. Don’t think this exempts you from complete and total surrender. In the words of the great Arnold Schwarzenegger, I’ll be back.
Now for the real transcript: