Introducing the “whole-head” face mask protection system for covid-panicked sheeple (satire) – NaturalNews.com

According to the latest research, the coronavirus can live inside your ears, so we may soon see Walmart require all customers to wear tampons in their ears to block “the covid.”

Our team of scientists has come up with the perfect solution: A whole-head face mask protection system that blocks all facial orifices. Especially engineered for sheeple who live in states run by Democrats, the solution can be easily assembled from any plastic bag — readily found on any beach in America — that closely approximates the volume and thickness of your skull. It does not, however, block anal entry of the coronavirus, so additional protections may be needed in certain Democrat districts where rapy politicians and their wealthy donors are on the loose.

To achieve instant protection using the whole head protection system, fear-infested sheeple need only take a plastic bag and place it over their head. The tighter the fit, the better it keeps out “the corona.”

Don’t worry about not being able to breathe. This is normal with

Source: Introducing the “whole-head” face mask protection system for covid-panicked sheeple (satire) – NaturalNews.com

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