California Mandates All Food Must Be Consumed Through IV To Ensure Masks Are Never Removed | The Babylon Bee

Those who are looking for just a light snack will be able to insert a catheter directly into their veins and get a continuous drip of nutritional fluid. For those looking for a heartier meal like steak and potatoes, restaurants will now be required to put the entire meal in a blender and push it through a surgically installed feeding tube directly into the diner’s stomach.

Source: California Mandates All Food Must Be Consumed Through IV To Ensure Masks Are Never Removed | The Babylon Bee

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